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65 Finest Quotes by Robin William

Amazing Robin William Quotes

Robin William was an American comedian as well as actor. He was a stand up comedian known for his fast paced improvisational style of performance. He was best known for his performance in movies like “Dead Poets Society” and “Good Will Hunting”. Here are some of the famous lines by Robin William.

Robin William Quotes

  1. “Comedy is acting out optimism.” – Robin William
  2. “Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!”” – Robin William
  3. “Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.” – Robin William
  4. “God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” – Robin William
  5. “Cricket is basically baseball on valium.” – Robin William
  6. “Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.” – Robin William
  7. “When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.” – Robin William
  8. “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” – Robin William
  9. “But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.” – Robin William
  10. “Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.” – Robin William
  11. “The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.” – Robin William
  12. “For a while you get mad, then you get over it.” – Robin William
  13. “My God. We’ve had cloning in the South for years. It’s called cousins.” – Robin William
  14. “I’m a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.” – Robin William
  15. “You have this idea that you’d better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you take a break people might be more interested in you.” – Robin William
  16. “Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.” – Robin William
  17. “We have a president for whom English is a second language. He’s like ‘We have to get rid of dictators,’ but he’s pretty much one himself.” – Robin William
  18. “Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.” – Robin William
  19. “What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.” – Robin William
  20. “Ah…so many pedestrians, so little time…” – Robin William
  21. “The only weapon we have is comedy.” – Robin William
  22. “Reality: What a concept!” – Robin William
  23. “No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.” – Robin William
  24. “People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.” – Robin William
  25. “You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.” – Robin William
  26. “We Americans, we’re a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we’ll bomb your cities.” – Robin William
  27. “You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.” – Robin William
  28. “I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” – Robin William
  29. “There’s three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.” – Robin William
  30. “What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.” – Robin William
  31. “A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.” – Robin William
  32. “Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn’t work!” – Robin William
  33. “You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.” – Robin William
  34. “Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin William
  35. “Imagining something is better than remembering something.” – Robin William
  36. “Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” – Robin William
  37. “I love kids, but they are a tough audience.” – Robin William
  38. “All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.” – Robin William
  39. “The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, “Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.” She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, “You want a piece of me?”” – Robin William
  40. “When in doubt, go for the dick joke.” – Robin William
  41. “Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.” – Robin William
  42. “In England, if you commit a crime, the police don’t have a gun and you don’t have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say “Stop, or I’ll say stop again.”” – Robin William
  43. “Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem you face it like a man.” – Robin William
  44. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin William
  45. “But if there’s love, dear… those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.” – Robin William
  46. “Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying ‘I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award.’ The other is ‘You want fries with that?’” – Robin William
  47. “If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.” – Robin William
  48. “You’ll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheiney is drinking water, check that shit out.” – Robin William
  49. “The human spirit is more powerful than any drug and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. THESE are the things that matter.” – Robin William
  50. “A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.” – Robin William
  51. “Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.” – Robin William
  52. “Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall Rat!” – Robin William
  53. “Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.” – Robin William
  54. “Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table is ready’” – Robin William
  55. “Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and “tics” meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.” – Robin William
  56. “My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is” – Robin William
  57. “I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone.” – Robin William
  58. “I don’t have a college degree, and my father didn’t have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, “My boy’s got learnin”” – Robin William
  59. “We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.” – Robin William
  60. “But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be.” – Robin William
  61. “Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.” – Robin William
  62. “Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.” – Robin William
  63. “The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, “Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?”” – Robin William
  64. “Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.” – Robin William
  65. “When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?” – Robin William

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