Best Funny Inspirational Quotes
What one does to have fun or enjoy? Hangout with friends, go for a movie or a trip and must more things. But is what if you do something insightful and have fun as well. Here are some of the amusingly funny quotes that will inspire you as well as you will enjoy reading them.
- “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” - Steven Wright
- “It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.” - Fred Allen
- “Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.” - Frank Zappa
- “When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.” - Henny Youngman
- “The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” - Franklin P. Jones
- “Money won’t make you happy … but everybody wants to find out for themselves.” - Zig Ziglar
- “If you are afraid of being lonely, don’t try to be right.” - Jules Renard
- “The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” - Vidal Sassoon
- “You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.” - James Thurber
- “Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.” - Ahmad
- “Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.” - Winston Churchill
- “Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?” - Jay Leno
- “A good time for laughing is when you can.” - Jessamyn West
- “People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.” - Will Rogers
- “If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, “You are wrong.” This method works every time.” - Henry Link
- “Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain
- “Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself for he shall never cease to be entertained.” - John Boswell
- “When I hear someone sigh that life is hard, I am tempted to ask, ‘compared to what?’” - Sydney Harris
- “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.” - Albert Einstein
- “One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.” - Franklin P. Jones
- “It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” - Robert Benchley
- “Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.” - Martin Luther King, Jr.
- “Laughter is a weapon of mass construction.” - Kat Caverly
- “When you’re out of willpower you call on stubbornness, that’s the trick.” - Henri Matisse
- “In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.” - Chuck Reid
- “Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.” - La Rochefoucald
- “You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” - Jack London
- “If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” - Elvis Presley
- “You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.” - Ethel Barrymore
- “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” - Will Rogers
- “The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.” - Maureen Dowd
- “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” - Winston Churchill
- “For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson
- “Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together.” - Robert A. Heinlein
- “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.” - Mae Wes
- “When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best, that is inspiration.” - Robert Bresson
- “I make more mistakes than anyone else I know. And, sooner or later, I patent most of them.” - Thomas Edison
- “The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill.” - W. Clement Stone
- “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” - Mark Twain
- “I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.” - Will Rogers
- “To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking.” - Goethe
- “Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.” - Albert Einstein
- “You can’t depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.” - Mark Twain
- “It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.” - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
- “The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent upon it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do.” - Galileo Galilei
- “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” - Mark Twain
- “Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous” - Albert Einstein
- “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” - Dwight Eisenhower
- “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” - Napoleon Bonaparte
- “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” - Billie Burke
- “It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.” - Franklin P. Jones
- “Follow your dreams, except for the one where you’re naked in church.” - Rev. David Ault
- “A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.” - Milton Berle
- “I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.” - Mark Twain
- “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.” - Yogi Berra
- “Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.” - Vaclav Havel
- “Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.” - Spike Milligan
- “There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through… There needs to be a monster truck option.” - Jeph Jacques
- “Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.” - Mark Twain
- “Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.” - David Rosam
- “I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.” - Harry S Truman
- “There is a dearth of mirth on the earth.” - Bill Nelson
- “Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.” - George Bernard Shaw
- “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
- “The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” - Albert Einstein
- “There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.” - Mark Twain
- “It’s good to shut up sometimes.” - Marcel Marceau
- “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” - Franklin P. Jones
- “I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.” - Mark Twain
- “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” - Joe Girard
Exceeding were some of the top funny as well as inspirational quotes by well known personalities, we hope that you must have enjoyed reading them… 🙂
