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70 Funny Inspirational Quotes by Famous People

Best Funny Inspirational Quotes

What one does to have fun or enjoy? Hangout with friends, go for a movie or a trip and must more things. But is what if you do something insightful and have fun as well. Here are some of the amusingly funny quotes that will inspire you as well as you will enjoy reading them.

Funny Inspirational Quotes

  1. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” - Steven Wright
  2. “It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.” - Fred Allen
  3. “Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.” - Frank Zappa
  4. “When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.” - Henny Youngman
  5. “The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” - Franklin P. Jones
  6. “Money won’t make you happy … but everybody wants to find out for themselves.” - Zig Ziglar
  7. “If you are afraid of being lonely, don’t try to be right.” - Jules Renard
  8. “The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” - Vidal Sassoon
  9. “You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.” - James Thurber
  10. “Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.” - Ahmad
  11. “Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.” - Winston Churchill
  12. “Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?” - Jay Leno
  13. “A good time for laughing is when you can.” - Jessamyn West
  14. “People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.” - Will Rogers
  15. “If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, “You are wrong.” This method works every time.” - Henry Link
  16. “Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain
  17. “Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself for he shall never cease to be entertained.” - John Boswell
  18. “When I hear someone sigh that life is hard, I am tempted to ask, ‘compared to what?’” - Sydney Harris
  19. “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.” - Albert Einstein
  20. “One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.” - Franklin P. Jones
  21. “It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” - Robert Benchley
  22. “Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.” - Martin Luther King, Jr.
  23. “Laughter is a weapon of mass construction.” - Kat Caverly
  24. “When you’re out of willpower you call on stubbornness, that’s the trick.” - Henri Matisse
  25. “In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.” - Chuck Reid
  26. “Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.” - La Rochefoucald
  27. “You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” - Jack London
  28. “If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” - Elvis Presley
  29. “You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.” - Ethel Barrymore
  30. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” - Will Rogers
  31. “The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.” - Maureen Dowd
  32. “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” - Winston Churchill
  33. “For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson
  34. “Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together.” - Robert A. Heinlein
  35. “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.” - Mae Wes
  36. “When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best, that is inspiration.” - Robert Bresson
  37. “I make more mistakes than anyone else I know. And, sooner or later, I patent most of them.” - Thomas Edison
  38. “The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill.” - W. Clement Stone
  39. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” - Mark Twain
  40. “I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.” - Will Rogers
  41. “To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking.” - Goethe
  42. “Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.” - Albert Einstein
  43. “You can’t depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.” - Mark Twain
  44. “It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.” - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
  45. “The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent upon it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do.” - Galileo Galilei
  46. “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” - Mark Twain
  47. “Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous” - Albert Einstein
  48. “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” - Dwight Eisenhower
  49. “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” - Napoleon Bonaparte
  50. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” - Billie Burke
  51. “It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.” - Franklin P. Jones
  52. “Follow your dreams, except for the one where you’re naked in church.” - Rev. David Ault
  53. “A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.” - Milton Berle
  54. “I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.” - Mark Twain
  55. “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.” - Yogi Berra
  56. “Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.” - Vaclav Havel
  57. “Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.” - Spike Milligan
  58. “There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through… There needs to be a monster truck option.” - Jeph Jacques
  59. “Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.” - Mark Twain
  60. “Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.” - David Rosam
  61. “I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.” - Harry S Truman
  62. “There is a dearth of mirth on the earth.” - Bill Nelson
  63. “Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.” - George Bernard Shaw
  64. “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
  65. “The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” - Albert Einstein
  66. “There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.” - Mark Twain
  67. “It’s good to shut up sometimes.” - Marcel Marceau
  68. “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” - Franklin P. Jones
  69. “I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.” - Mark Twain
  70. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” - Joe Girard

Exceeding were some of the top funny as well as inspirational quotes by well known personalities, we hope that you must have enjoyed reading them… 🙂