I think it’s normal for us all to get fed up of all the goody-goody quotes and statuses that we see around. And there comes a point when we want to put something witty and catchy for our followers to see.
Be it a status update or just another post. Or if you just want to give back a pun, these quotes might just help you out. So if you are looking for such witty and querky quotes, here is where you can find some.
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1.I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone
2. I speak fluent sarcasm
3. Fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk
4. If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not you’ll find an excuse
5. I stepped on a cornflake. Now I’m cereal killer.
6.We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way.
7. Stop waiting for things to happen go out and make them happen
8. Just because I’m not your kind of normal doesn’t mean I’m not normal at all
9. I don’t have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination
10. One good thing about music when it hits you, you feel no pain
11. I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
12.For there is nothing either good or bad, thinking makes it so
13. As i get older I notice the years less and the seasons more
14. Do or do not. There is no try.
15. It’s easier to seek forgiveness than ask for permission
16. If everything is under control you are going to slow
17. Don’t spend all your money on a safe
18. Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
19. If you lose your temper you’ve lost the argument
20. The road to hell is paved with good intentions
21. Only imbeciles never change their minds
22. Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
23. The real trouble with reality is that there’s not background music
24. If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water water bill is higher
25. Don’t take life so seriously, it isn’t permanent
26. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong
27. Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often
28. I can resist everything except temptation
29. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large
30. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
31. You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions
32. I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind
33. Someone’s therapist knows all about you
34. It’s exciting when you find parts of yourself in someone else
35. You’re like a drug. I should leave you alone but I want more
36. I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list
37. If you have nothing to be grateful for, check your pulse
38. Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip
39. If we agree, I am probably being sarcastic
40. Someone you haven’t even met yet is wondering what it’d be like to know someone like you
41. I don’t hate you. I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence
42. She believed she could so she did.
43. Sarcasm. Because beating the shit our of people is illegal
44. I meant to behave but there were too many other options
45. Common sense is so rare these days. It should be classified as a super power
46. Be yourself. There are enough of other people
47. Karma’s only a bitch if you are.
48. You know if was a good day if you didn’t hit or bite anyone
49. You make me smile all over my place
50. I sometimes wonder if we ever give god a headache