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I think it’s normal for us all to get fed up of all the goody-goody quotes and statuses that we see around. And there comes a point when we want to put something witty and catchy for our followers to see.

Be it a status update or just another post. Or if you just want to give back a pun, these quotes might just help you out. So if you are looking for such witty and querky quotes, here is where you can find some.

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Take a look at our collection for the best Witty quotes | Best witty quotes | Querky quotes | Witty quotes on life

Witty quotes | Best witty quotes | Querky quotes | Witty quotes on life

1.I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone

2. I speak fluent sarcasm

3. Fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk

4. If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not you’ll find an excuse

5. I stepped on a cornflake. Now I’m cereal killer.

6.We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way.

7. Stop waiting for things to happen go out and make them happen

8. Just because I’m not your kind of normal doesn’t mean I’m not normal at all

9. I don’t have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination

10. One good thing about music when it hits you, you feel no pain

11. I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

12.For there is nothing either good or bad, thinking makes it so

13. As i get older I notice the years less and the seasons more

14. Do or do not. There is no try.

15. It’s easier to seek forgiveness than ask for permission

16. If everything is under control you are going to slow

17. Don’t spend all your money on a safe

18. Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

19. If you lose your temper you’ve lost the argument

20. The road to hell is paved with good intentions

21. Only imbeciles never change their minds

22. Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

23. The real trouble with reality is that there’s not background music

24. If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water water bill is higher

25. Don’t take life so seriously, it isn’t permanent

26. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong

27. Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often

28.  I can resist everything except temptation

29. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large

30. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

31. You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions

32. I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind

33. Someone’s therapist knows all about you

34. It’s exciting when you find parts of yourself in someone else

35. You’re like a drug. I should leave you alone but I want more

36. I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list

37. If you have nothing to be grateful for, check your pulse

38. Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip

39. If we agree, I am probably being sarcastic

40. Someone you haven’t even met yet is wondering what it’d be like to know someone like you

41. I don’t hate you. I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence

42. She believed she could so she did.

43. Sarcasm. Because beating the shit our of people is illegal

44. I meant to behave but there were too many other options

45. Common sense is so rare these days. It should be classified as a super power

46. Be yourself. There are enough of other people

47. Karma’s only a bitch if you are.

48. You know if was a good day if you didn’t hit or bite anyone

49. You make me smile all over my place

50. I sometimes wonder if we ever give god a headache

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