Amazing Robin William Quotes

Robin William was an American comedian as well as actor. He was a stand up comedian known for his fast paced improvisational style of performance. He was best known for his performance in movies like “Dead Poets Society” and “Good Will Hunting”. Here are some of the famous lines by Robin William.

1. “Comedy is acting out optimism.” - Robin William
2. “Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!”” - Robin William
3. “Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.” - Robin William
4. “God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” - Robin William
5. “Cricket is basically baseball on valium.” - Robin William
6. “Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.” - Robin William
7. “When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.” - Robin William
8. “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” - Robin William
9. “But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.” - Robin William
10. “Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.” - Robin William
11. “The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.” - Robin William
12. “For a while you get mad, then you get over it.” - Robin William
13. “My God. We’ve had cloning in the South for years. It’s called cousins.” - Robin William
14. “I’m a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.” - Robin William
15. “You have this idea that you’d better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you take a break people might be more interested in you.” - Robin William
16. “Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.” - Robin William
17. “We have a president for whom English is a second language. He’s like ‘We have to get rid of dictators,’ but he’s pretty much one himself.” - Robin William
18. “Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.” - Robin William
19. “What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.” - Robin William
20. “Ah…so many pedestrians, so little time…” - Robin William
21. “The only weapon we have is comedy.” - Robin William
22. “Reality: What a concept!” - Robin William
23. “No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.” - Robin William
24. “People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.” - Robin William
25. “You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.” - Robin William
26. “We Americans, we’re a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we’ll bomb your cities.” - Robin William
27. “You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.” - Robin William
28. “I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” - Robin William
29. “There’s three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.” - Robin William
30. “What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.” - Robin William
31. “A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.” - Robin William
32. “Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn’t work!” - Robin William
33. “You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.” - Robin William
34. “Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” - Robin William
35. “Imagining something is better than remembering something.” - Robin William
36. “Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” - Robin William
37. “I love kids, but they are a tough audience.” - Robin William
38. “All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.” - Robin William
39. “The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, “Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.” She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, “You want a piece of me?”” - Robin William
40. “When in doubt, go for the dick joke.” - Robin William
41. “Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.” - Robin William
42. “In England, if you commit a crime, the police don’t have a gun and you don’t have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say “Stop, or I’ll say stop again.”” - Robin William
43. “Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem you face it like a man.” - Robin William
44. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” - Robin William
45. “But if there’s love, dear… those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.” - Robin William
46. “Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying ‘I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award.’ The other is ‘You want fries with that?’” - Robin William
47. “If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.” - Robin William
48. “You’ll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheiney is drinking water, check that shit out.” - Robin William
49. “The human spirit is more powerful than any drug and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. THESE are the things that matter.” - Robin William
50. “A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.” - Robin William
51. “Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.” - Robin William
52. “Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall Rat!” - Robin William
53. “Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.” - Robin William
54. “Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table is ready’” - Robin William
55. “Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and “tics” meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.” - Robin William
56. “My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is” - Robin William
57. “I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone.” - Robin William
58. “I don’t have a college degree, and my father didn’t have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, “My boy’s got learnin”” - Robin William
59. “We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.” - Robin William
60. “But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be.” - Robin William
61. “Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.” - Robin William
62. “Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.” - Robin William
63. “The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, “Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?”” - Robin William
64. “Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.” - Robin William
65. “When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?” - Robin William

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